Saturday, November 16, 2013

toot monster

 uh oh.

 all MM all the tyme
 slitting it up
 HALLOWEEEEEENNNN
 mai neu pants.
I have a permanent eye twitch from stress, I've started craving ice cream and fried foods basically constantly, I haven't exercised in dayz, I think my room smells permanently of toots now, my bangs are literally the worst thing that has ever existed, I am 5 episodes away from having watched all 6 seasons of 30 rock in a single week, I can't recall wearing an outfit that did not involve either a sweatshirt or lounge pants.  All these outfits are from forever ago. everythings the worst. i need friends :(